Monday, May 25, 2009
WTF
There is yet another party in my house and I was not informed. I come upstairs, annoyed. A bunch of people are rehearsing a play. In the play, the actors are pretending to hold a séance. But someone has also driven a raised car into the living room. I try to make fun of them all, but suddenly feel embarrassed. A man named Dean comes into the room. He tries to take out a glass bathtub from inside the car's back seat. He is having a lot of trouble. I realize I am holding a candle and have been spilling wax on the carpet. Then I walk outside and my mother is talking to a woman from New Caledonia who won't shut up about money. They are both stealing food from the neighbor’s buffet table. But the food is either pre-chewed, or it is bits of garbage and bone.
Labels:
candle,
castration,
cream puff,
Dean,
glass bathtub,
Is the Anus a Grave?,
New Caledonia,
party,
pre-chewed food,
séance,
sodomy,
theft
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