Coventry

I am at one of the emperor Nero’s Roman forts near Coventry, England with a very famous theatre director from Australia. I want to show him that I know a lot about Roman forts, because I suspect he thinks that all Americans are ignorant. As we are walking through the archeological ruins, two people rush up to me and tell me that I am not wearing any clothes. – What do you mean, I shout, at the same time realizing that I am completely naked. I run around looking frantically for clothes, eventually running back to the car where my suitcase is. I rush back to the theater director, who seems to have stood completely still right in the place where I left him. I tell him that both Nero and Hadrian had strong interests in Brittany, when a man with a moustache rushes up to me, alarmed, and tells me that I am not wearing any clothes. – What do you mean, I shout, and realize at the same time that I am completely naked.