There is a man from Russia who is apparently the greatest actor who has ever played Hamlet. His Hamlet is playing at a very famous theater in the city. Today he is at our school to talk about the craft and discipline of acting. He is very intrigued by me because he heard that I am interested in acting. He invites me up on stage and we begin to read a scene together. I am Horatio and he is Hamlet. It is mostly him: a passionate speech about how I am in his “my heart of heart” and how much of a good friend I am to him. Halfway through the speech, the Russian starts taking off his clothes. He strips down to his boxer shorts, and when he gets to the end of his speech, as if it were attached to a string, his erection pops up. – You would make a very good actor, he says. I am very embarrassed for him, and I turn out shyly, only to realize that we are alone in the auditorium, and I am also not wearing any pants.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
About to be fucked by a man from Russia playing Hamlet
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why not? no one would know
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that's sick. you're a homo george SUCK DICK
ReplyDeletegross dude, really gross
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