The dog

The dog is playing cards. The dog is bobbing for ice cubes in his ice bowl. The dog is humping the chair. The dog is sleeping in the car. The dog is playing old jazz records. The dog is giving bad advice. The dog is reading The Big Blue Book of French Verbs. The dog falls off its stool at the bar. The dog finds a way into the fridge. The dog is eating deer shit in the front yard. The dog is lonely. The dog slept all day. The dog is barking at me on the rowing machine. The dog is slurping vodka. The dog is full of bad advice. The dog growls at the baby. The dog is in bed with her before you are.