The Lady Ape

An ape enters a room with a long beard that reaches the floor and he punches me in the ribs. He stands in the room and begins masturbating. I start to shout at him that I am being mistreated. I call him an ape. Then another ape comes in the room wearing a pink dress, which looks disturbing. She points to my shoes and starts to scream. I remember an anecdote a friend of mine told me that apes like to attack pregnant women, and that the ape’s way of attacking is to mutilate the face and genitals. I roll up in a ball, hoping that she will not realize I am pregnant.